So, a really stupid "kindle_charge" script:
#! /bin/bash
beesu eject /dev/disk/by-label/Kindle
#! /bin/bash
beesu eject /dev/disk/by-label/Kindle
Posing for his portrait. Natural light, 18-55VR lens, about 12 inches away.
Click on the image for the text of the USPS apology. It's not really much of one, I'm afraid.